My roommate made the mistake of putting on his shoes this morning at 8:30am. It was a mistake because there was Smirnoff Ice in them! He got ICED!
I thought he was going to put them on before he went on a hike but it turns out he has to meet his thesis advisor now. Whoops. Oh well!
He’ll get me back even better I’m sure but it’s better to be outdone than to have a poor comeback.
