“Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. You can look it up. Joyce”
“Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some thing about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am). [Unsigned]”
“Dear God, We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. I bet he stoled your idea.”
From a book I had called “Readings for Writers,” my college English text. I think these kid quotes are hilarious and adorable. (page 459 in the book…)
